The QoolQuad presents...












Q: Why was Adam's first day so long?
A: Because there was no Eve!

Q: In what season did Eve eat the forbidden fruit?
A: Early in the fall!

Q: Where do fish keep their savings?
A: In a riverbank!

Q: What do you call a doctor who melts in the sun?
A: A plastic surgeon!

Q: If a red house is made of red bricks and a blue house is made of blue bricks, what is a green house made of?
A: Glass!

Q: Where does a frog hand in its coat?
A: Into a croak-room!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police! Open up!

Q: What did the father bee say when he got to his hive?
A: "Honey, I'm home!"

Q: What kind of flower grows on your face?
A: Tulips! (two lips)

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that steps on everything in its way?
A: Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!

Q: What did the pig say on the very hot summer day?
A: "I'm bacon!"

Q: Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A: At the baa baa shop!

Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a caterpillar?
A: A walkie-talkie!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Canoe, who?
Canoe help me with my homework?












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